I'm a fellow lefty, but I think it would take me some time to get used to that numpad.

I'm pretty sure that's just the OG Xbox boot animation.

French I believe

You can also use traditional dishwasher tablets.

My dishwasher has a window and a light.

https://daan.tech/en/product/bob-mini-dishwasher/

Long time AirVPN user here - never had any issues.