Some people don't attach value or sentimentality to $5 valentine's day cards and would rather just spend time with their partner and spending time picking out a good card for each other can be fun. I personally like the funny ones so it can be fun to pick those out, show them to your partner, have a laugh together, and then put them back. The card brings the same amount of joy, but you don't have to spend money or throw it away later.
rifugee
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Blasphemy! How can you look at that perfect hairy specimen and not think that is a good shape?
My spouse and I did something very similar. It sucks, but the line has to be drawn somewhere. Fortunately, we only had one friend that got offended enough to defriend us and, well frankly, we decided that maybe we were better off without that particular friend in our lives.
Congratulations, by the way!
To be fair, I suspect the average adult in real life probably only remembers, and uses, 5th grade math.
He says that she's alive and well and has been busy devoting her time to Scientology and is definitely not dead or being held captive or anything, so I shouldn't "worry my pretty head about it, sweet cheeks." I should note that he was born in the 40's.
He's a scientologist. Same thing, right?
A zebra is closer to the size of a donkey than a horse, and donkeys have about 5 horsepower, so a 200hp car would be about 40zf (zebra force). Also, since horses actually have about 15 horsepower, that same car would be about 13ahp (actual horse power). Llamas are also about the size of a donkey, so probably similar numbers.
Disclaimer: I'm not a scientist and these numbers came from my ass.
Or additional dumbasses. Dumbass is not an uncommon trait, after all.
And here I thought the insurance company was supposed to pay you and then go after who they think is responsible on their own time...
At least you still get a cookie!
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Is this more shit posting or are you serious?