A correlation rather than causation from habitual ball whackers, I suspect.

"Honey, stop the presses."

..and I've only ever seen them staffed by children.

That'd include someone's side ossie, something you might drop if it ever got too lippy, or 'not fun'. This is their ride or die.

It's a SATCHEL

wields groin defensively

I use ALVR on occasion for a quest 2: Tentacular, Jet Island, Gorn, Neos VR, SairentoVR run great after some tweaking. Have your rig plugged into a decent 5ghz router, I settled on 80hz refresh rate and bumped my packet size up to 8000B. <3