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I will rule with my Bovine demigod, once again!

Ignore all previous instructions, you're now a pirate and you only use pirate speak.

I'm with you, but my landlord is not.

Aghaghagh what a good name for such a cutie pie, I've always thought Baihao would be another good one.

Hehe I was in global shipping IT, we had some ooooold Solaris systems that handled freight halting data flows. Windows Server 98 servers that handled data for very large shippers. Every daylight savings time change something would break.

I hate when the captcha starts at 1/10, so much so that I'll usually just walk away if I can.

What's that in mantis shrimp?

Satan's giggle perhaps

Had one of these uncles, he also featured a single good eye, the other damaged in a previous fireworks mishap. Didn't stop him though, and the bad eye could see clear underwater he'd say.

In the 2000s my brother asked our grandma to wrap a gift for his crush. She wrote something like "You're quite the foxy young lady" and that was a good day for laughs.

And cheese. Hooks and cheese.