My parents still have cable. The buttons are backlit, they turn on when you pick it up and turn off when you set it down. There's also a mic button you can hold down and talk to input text by voice instead of typing on a virtual keyboard with a dpad. Not rechargeable but two AAs last for a year so why bother with a battery that eventually fails and renders the remote useless?

Even basic remotes are pretty clever now

I was shocked at how often you just see people laying passed out on the sidewalk or sleeping on a bench. Japan is an insanely different place after the bars start closing. Was genuinely uneasy with how many people everywhere just had zero control of themselves.

That's not on Google Play so it doesn't affect it. I honestly don't know what the point of this is.

Dude it's Lemmy I've seen people here miss Simpsons references

Potatoes are famously incredibly rare and only keep for a few hours after being picked so I can totally see the purpose of a product like this

Who in the world asked for Carmen Sandiego

I guess my plan to hold out for the Pro to see if the regular console drops in price isn't going to work.

In the commotion nobody's brain would parse "that guy just threw coffee on a baby" because that's not something you immediately consider

Time to pick a random minority one can pass as, record the most stereotypical video ever, and then get an employment attorney on speed dial

Vegetables don't exist as a block I can cut slices of, fry, and put in a sandwich.

Well eggplant does but if I'm buying canned spam substitute I'm not in the mood for breading something.

Spam is just pork sausage in a rectangle.

Every platform needs a terrible meme that never goes away. Reddit picked a shoebox full of semen, we picked cat starvation.