mrgreyeyes

joined 1 year ago
[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why the meta logo?

Use a bird lady as logo!

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Engineer: "If speed == slow, do nose down"

QA engineer: "But what if the not redundant sensor if faulty?"

Engineer: "Good is good enough, I have more to do and deadlines to catch"

QA engineer: "You're absolutely correct, ENJOY!"

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Nearly dead memes for nearly death people!

I do support the message though!

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 1 points 4 months ago

After nuclear accidents, you get to make anime without shame.

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 4 points 4 months ago

It becomes a repatriation.

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 45 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I did the same, but they were not impressed by my Obedience extreme sex bench 5000 with restraint straps. I even told them the sturdy bench is made of durable, heavy-duty steel, capable of supporting up to 400 pounds of weight.

smh.

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The horse his name is Jim

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 161 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Can we just first have Scotland back in? Just to fuck with England.

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 39 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm guessing the Indian outsource companies are rubbing their hands now.

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 0 points 4 months ago

"Vibrator my boy, can you come in and help this lovely lady?"

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

They used a vibrator because they did not want to get tired.

[–] mrgreyeyes@feddit.nl 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I buy them with stretch denim. When I'm fat they fit and whem I'm fit they fit.

I'm now topping up for my winter fat cycle.

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