Even worse than a pizza party.

How dare you have fun with something I don't enjoy.

Life finds a way.

I'm interested, but how do we get our mates from Eton to profit from this?

Don't microwave the whole jar!

Heat it up in a spoon like a crack addict. Also, just pouring boiling water on your butter knife can work wonders.

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I lock my kids away in the cupboard under the stairs.

With a loan you actually receive money at the start.

It's hardly a trickle either.

The branding is so bad 🤣

I reckon there should be a rule where every team gets an Adrian Newey.