You know they say all men are created equal, but, you at look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak, and I’m not normal!

So you got a twenty five percent at best at beat me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? The chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a thirty three and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a sixty six and two-thirds chance of winning, cuz Kurt Angle KNOWS he can’t beat me, and he’s not even gonna try.

So, Samoa Joe, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin’ (if we was to go one on one), and then add sixty six and two thirds…percents, I got a one hundred fourty one and two-thirds chance of winning at Sacrifice! See Samoa Joe? The numbers don’t lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

This was my anthem for spring break that year.

Change of 1998 to of all time. You better count your money.

Who’s Sam Hyde?

VPN to Turkey, get YouTube Premium for like $2 a month.

Also, is your username a Tolkien reference?

At Sam’s here in the US, you can use their app to scan your items and pay. It’s so much more convenient.

Join the Dark Order.

Yep

For BotW: I’m just to Zora’s Domain. Got wrecked by a Lynel a couple of times trying to get some shock arrows for the Vah Ruta fight.

Pikmin: haven’t picked it up yet.

I haven’t tried it yet, but it looks fun.

Speaking of, when does lemmy get cremposting?