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Alan Wake is a stunning game both on consoles and on mainstream PCs

It runs like molasses on my anything-but-mainstream PC.

nuke-happy Ghandi in Civ

I get your point here, but that is a myth.

The last decade? These are relics of the 00s. They haven't had a creative entry for 15 years.

I can't even call this an article. It reads like an advertisement written by a 12 year old.

Good thing Nintendo doesn't own this IP.

What an absolute garbage article.

Wow! Somebody is making the game I have always wanted! The Jurassic Park franchise crapped the bed on Video Games.

There’s already a fair crack of wowsers here

Could you translate that?

Well, it isn't midnight yet so no baconnings will be happening yet.

What accent do you fart with?