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Post to r/memes by u/McTavishSoap, only text in message reads "Legend of Zelda". Image below it contains two image, first image reads "Girl's pockets" with a picture of a pocket small enough to fit an index finger in next to it. Second image reads "Boy's pockets" with an inventory screen from Legend of Zelda right next to it.

Alt text: Point of view is a car at an intersection. One of the traffic lights is on fire.

ejacutastic says "I DIDN'T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL" balalaikaboss says:

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL. SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

alt text: "I was born a male, identify as a male. but according to Stouffer's lasagna i am a family of four"

I would have uploaded a picture of myself with my boyfriend at 69th Street Station (giggity) but the web site said JSON error, so... sorry. :( Here's an ASCII heart!

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