They're orders of magnitude more real looking.

You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It's because we care about you

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

Maybe you aren't that good at writing code

What fucking idiot would want a picture without an echidna in it?

He'd definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.

Hey you're from Indiana too! I've noticed Kroger's the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

Half-assedly throwing Christmas lights around your screen is an insane idea

Fair

Probably would've taken less time than the whiny comment

IMO this is such an important thing about life. You can't control most of what happens to you, but what you can control is your attitude & your reaction. You often don't need to have an opinion, a preference, or a response to a situation/event.

Ye Olde Taico Belle