we are a band that plays somewhat abrasive music about bananas, ambulances, nuclear destruction, floods, fish people, and what ought to happen to the police ๐ท
we also have a bandcamp with free (gasp!) downloads of our album (since we know that you Would download a purse. take ours. it is fashionable and contains coupons, as well as a hairy tootsie roll.)
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