heydo

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[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I have to wait 90 seconds for the hot water to arrive at my kitchen sink. The house is on a slab foundation, so I have no clue how the pipes are routed, but my guess is the zig-zagged them all around the foundation just for the fun of it.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There's a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Oh....

Well you're fucked then

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that's pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Sounds like they need belts...

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Information security professionals hate this one trick...

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I would have to blast bedrock to make a hole or buy tons of soil to bury a house lol.

[–] heydo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Try to tell me to tell the boomers that

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