gidostro

joined 1 week ago
[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 15 points 1 week ago

I will be from wherever you want me to be.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 9 points 1 week ago

Luigi allegedly made his own gun too.

But yes, there really should be a list of these people for us to drool over.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

But but, I have good job, no guns, no criminal record, aaaaaannnnndddddd I like hockey. So, maybe? Like a trial basis? 😅

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

OooOoooO fancy

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nice, what part of Canada?

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 31 points 1 week ago (24 children)

I’d like them to focus on taking all the Americans who can contribute to the economy. I volunteer for tribute.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

Yes, lots of “inspiration” there. ;)

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 78 points 1 week ago

The only thing worse than shaming your customer is inconveniencing them.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

By the time I feel good enough to do something, I’m just happy to feel good enough to do something, so I don’t do anything because I’m afraid it will go away, and then nothing gets done and I feel like shit.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Right. $50kUSD for what is essentially a go cart with no airbags and a manual retractable fabric roof and paper clip roll bar.

Realistically, the original Mazda Miata is a safer car with more features. It would fit perfectly into my mid-life crisis by sitting in my apartment carport collecting dust because I can’t afford the insurance on this gorgeous death trap.

But… let’s touch it again with our eyes:

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 1 points 1 week ago

I know right? I think I would cry if I got in it. It’s a masterpiece.

[–] gidostro@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“ChatGPT, is this spam?”

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