The egg from mayo might have also helped it thicken

Wood tastes good tho. People also like smoked food

Reminded me of This

Dry as a bone would be an understatement, it would be charcoal in a puddle of fat at that temp

All of them money

Well warm dry moving air is even more effective

I bet it would not be hard to have a simple script stringing together some words you paper-boned carpet-smelling mud eater

The vegan hate likely comes from people who dont really know vegans or only know them from the internet so they only know the vocal minority

Wait a minute....

Usually the medicine is more beneficial than the harm the alcohol causes

In many cultures blood, sometimes dried is used in cooking.

For example blood sausage and blood pancakes are eaten in finland

caffeine tolerance increases very quickly, so one has to constantly increase the dose for it to be effective. I am currently trying to get a diagnosis after procrastinating for too long on that (why the hell does getting help to overcome my problems require me to overcome my problems). Not sure how caffeine exactly works in adhd brains but for me as how i understand it works in neurotypical also it should be possible to reverse the tolerance for caffeine by spending 2-5 days without any. Having gone through that i can say you need to be prepared to just lay in bed for that time.