funktion

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[–] funktion@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I've given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah come on OP let us test what you're saying.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

Her jeans were in a war with those tree trunks she calls legs and we're utterly decimated

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don't go to England.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just as all animals eventually evolve into crabs, all apps eventually turn into a way for men to fuck each other in the ass

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Some guy once built a geocooled system back in I think 2010, just to cool quad SLI 580s. He had some crazy 6-screen Sony FW900 setup with a fresnel lens.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

My dad's place still has a gigantic plasma TV from 2000 that takes up maybe 1/3rd of the room it's in. Great picture, great sound. Completely impractical.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fatty flour with lots of little burnt bits of meat, emulsified.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

We're the Terminators of the animal kingdom. We're slow and deliberate, able to stalk our prey for days or weeks at a time, and can often come back from injuries that would be a death sentence for other animals.

[–] funktion@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The unmarked will be slaves

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