Damn, Disney hasn't went this hard with memevertisement since Mandolorian.
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This is why Moe Szyslak hates Bart.
Now let me tell you about the story of the conception. A virgin can be a virgin while giving birth to a chestbuster.
Makes sense. Facehugger dies on Good Friday. Some time later a chestbuster is alive. By Easter Sunday the Xenomorph is back again from the tomb of its host.
Before reading the last panel, I thought this was about a chef pissed off about a Michelin review so he decides to review their tires.
Spider-Ham's origin story:
Peter Porker was born a spider and resided in the basement lab of May Porker, a scientist who invented an atomic-powered hairdryer to revolutionize the hair care industry. After dousing her head with water and activating the dryer, May accidentally irradiated herself and in a fit of delusion, bit Peter, transforming him into an anthropomorphic pig. Running from the Porker home, Peter soon came to realize that he still retained a spider's abilities.
Spider-Ham was a spider bitten by a irradiated pig...
I too have played Tony Hawk's Pro Skater.
Seems easy enough.
AI stands for Anti Insemination.
Guys I got it.
I want a Green Lantern ring.
ring flys away looking for a worthy holder
Some how this ended up with erectile dysfunction..
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My friend was talking to his mom on the phone. He checks his pockets and starts panicking. He thought he lost his phone.
So I start helping him look for it...
After a couple of minutes he realized he was using it.
He thought I was fucking with him.
I wasn't. I just had a brain fart moment.
Maybe it was the weed.