Wish them a joyous Yuletide. A cheerful solstice. A felicitous December.
The FBI don’t need a back door, they just to find the plaintext default password some unpaid intern built into the product for testing purposes before Russia does.
First one to fall on top of their opponent wins.
If you build enough solar and wind to kick fossils off the grid, they’re going to overproduce at times of peak operation. Rather than wasting that peak production, use it to process CO2.
Also, Canada’s forests burned so hard, they were a net emitter this year. I’m not sure how reliable a carbon sink trees really are as the warming gets worse…
It’s just a widdle baby star.
Premeditating the murder of a plant.
… HONK!
Man who makes only gangster movies angry at people who make only superhero movies.
Warning: Exposure may cause irritation.
Russian cruisers upgrade to submarines.
Russian submarines upgrade to aircraft.
Using something I’ve built to destroy warships before they can launch cruise missiles at an apartment block?
Now I am become death, saviour of civilian power grids.
We only have to convince people to hate one more car than they already despise.
Excuse me, but I can think of a couple other people I’d like you to meme about…