[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 23 points 5 months ago

Take your phone out, look at it, get a slightly concerned look on your face that quickly turns to fear, run out the room yelling "No No No NO No No No No No they're not meant to be here this soon", destroy your phone and start a fresh new life.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 1 points 5 months ago

Hahah you sound like my old drug dealer.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 6 points 5 months ago

Nah they're not strong enough words.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 14 points 5 months ago

Hates even too soft of a word, there's not a single word in any language that describes the feeling this image invokes.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 8 points 5 months ago

I had this broken but working lamp (was just the light part no stand) with a dumb plastic baby blue lamp shade thing that fit perfectly on there as a lid.

I put it there because I worked out one of my dogs was kinda scared of the dark and wouldn't eat at night unless someone walked out there or we left the big light on, once we put that on and turned it on he was fine.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 3 points 5 months ago
[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 6 points 5 months ago

You don't have to snort them all, there's other places to absorb energy drinks.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 16 points 5 months ago

You know how you make me watch your show? Put Walton Goggins in it!

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 3 points 5 months ago

I don't know if I've fucked up or if someone's fucked up, but something is fucked up.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 7 points 5 months ago

That's when you're supposed to go throw them in the river.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 6 points 5 months ago

Find something else to do and focus all that energy on that thing, you'll start to procrastinate and that's when you start coding.

[-] dumbass@lemy.lol 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

~~Simone~~ Someone should start a go fund me for some lifers commissary in exchange for what you suggested.

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Watch as our hero Fights with lecherous leering lettuce, Punches a parasitic pumpkin pie punting parsnip and stomps a sanctimonious satanic subservient squash in ULTRAMAX 3D!

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