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"sorry, your hard drive is dead. Let's play some asteroids!"

Look at those chompers!

I thought it was Ted Cruz

Some would say the fentanyl problem right now is payback for the opium thing

The lipid hypothesis was funded by the sugar lobby. The entire food pyramid was a scam by the carb pushers.

This is a good summary however I believe part of the issue is that due to high intensity farming the mineral levels of the soil are way down thus mineral levels of the foods we eat are basically nonexistent. People are hungry all the time because they are, essentially, malnourished. The body needs many different trace minerals to function well and if it doesn't get it will be hungry.

A fat man can be fat and malnourished at the same time. Truly a first world problem.

Caffeine CAN mess with a person's cortisol levels which CAN affect weight.

Not everyone is affected the same way. However there is the tofi problem. Look it up.

The calzone zone

Some people deliberately store things - like towels or place mats - in the oven.

Usually older people.

Someone not aware of that goes to bake something - big problem

Obviously the complete Stargate franchise. Humans don't put up with aliens tryin' to pull any shit.

I thought the movie did a decent job of telling the story considering the limitations of the medium.

According to the author many studios have approached him over the years with unacceptable alterations and that one was the first one to come along with anything good enough.

He said it had to be literally children, first of all, and they always wanted to change that.

Indeed however that would necessitate having an optical drive