divineslayer

Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.

Beautiful

I feel like the labels in the bottom half should be switched. It's spez ruining reddit. No one else

Except for the sheep. The sheep lie.

I feel like I often would prefer to get the merge conflict. So many times my coworkers will somehow mess up the code I committed when resolving the conflict.

Same here. Maybe they're just overloaded? I mostly just wanted a login somewhere to try and get the handle on lemmy in general.