darthfluffy

joined 1 year ago
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After being officially declared the world's largest hot fudge sundae, organizers invited local children to eat as much as they could before it all melted away. in c/fakehistoryporn@lemmy.world
[–] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bruce Bogtrotter

Lemmy is popular nowadays, yet is losing its active users in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
All this excess of information, games, shows and everything else is ruining our boredom, which is usually what leads us to think more creatively in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“All the X we could want” sounds like Elon Musk’s goal of the week.

If there was a city called January, and it hosted an international event (such as the Olympics or the Eurovision Song Contest), people would think it took place in the month of January. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

So basically who’s on first?

You don't actually need a parachute to go skydiving... in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

All cars are driverless cars when they're parked. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

How come cars drive on parkways but park on driveways?

If warranties are for when things break on their own, and insurance is for accidents, then we should have a separate "warranty" for heart attacks vs "insurance" for trama in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don’t give insurance companies any ideas for something they can charge more for or exclude because you have the wrong warranty vs insurance!

joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night talking about your ex in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Says the person talking about…Reddit.

Idle hands are the devil's work in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] darthfluffy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Iowa trying to take this literally.