[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 21 points 1 week ago

Hooker with a Penis in my ass

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 11 points 3 weeks ago

This joke doesn’t work, aussies don’t call it a check, they call it a bill.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 month ago

2045: We are now in receivership as the impact of the Climate Wars and collapse of the global food supply means we can no longer fly. Wellington airport is 2 feet underwater anyway.

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago

Daily drive a 9500 on latest Fedora. Only thing that doesn’t work is the fingerprint scanner and honestly I don’t care in the slightest.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 4 points 1 year ago

Signal. I bullied everyone I know into using it and deleted my Facebook account, so they have no other option for contacting me.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 3 points 1 year ago

Is this satire? If not, good lord.

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 year ago

Good lord, you may have just changed my life.

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 9 points 1 year ago

He must be spending heaps of time here to learn how to hold it that long.

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[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Put Albon back in that car, now that he has the experience. He's proving how good he is at Williams.

[-] cloventt@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Fedora, for the “It Just Works”™ experience of an enterprise-supported distro.

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