Compiling from a good ol' P4, are we?

I can't imagine removing a healthy part of the endocrine system has good results in the long term. If it's an option, perhaps an ovarian preserving spay, or a vasectomy, would be in order. Though not many vets in the US offer such procedures. If only we could be more like Germany...

Polish Roulette?

The fact that visual collage can exist so easily, and yet audio collage is facing an uphill battle, some 40 years later, feels like a big indicator that copyright law in the US still needs a massive overhaul

I still maintain that The Jungle should be required reading in high school in the US, but I think it will never happen

Nah, they keep getting younger and younger, the girls stay the same age. Benjamin Button gets away with being creepy because reasons 😂

We low-level accidentally Day the Earth Stood Still remake Gort ourselves, basically?

I bet this is one of Sam Widge's recipes

Makes sense. Thanks for the info!

I wonder if that's because there's a high rate of overall mortality, i.e. they're only living past 30 sometimes?

It's part of one of the meme formats to double the last word of the previous line for humorous effect.