chemicalprophet

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Valentine's Day in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

I gave up on holidays when they started celebrating them when most convenient for capitalism. If you can’t celebrate Saint Paddy’s on a Tuesday go fuck yourselves, you don’t get a Saint Paddy’s.

Why was there a pro-Hitler, Holocaust-denying ad on X? in c/technology@lemmy.world
[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 17 points 1 week ago

Why is water wet?

Crash tests didn't prepare for this in c/memes@lemmy.world
[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 week ago

Ok, I’m hard, now what?

Well, you are the government in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 41 points 1 week ago (18 children)

They need to stop hitting themselves in the face with the ugly stick. Holy shit.

google is not and never was your friend, it is a dictator tool: Degoogle in c/degoogle@lemmy.ml
[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We found an Internet tough guy, everyone back up! While we were busy virtue signaling this guy studied deez nuts.

Laws only matter if you're not rich. in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] chemicalprophet@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

Suck my Schwartz.

Before they hired me THIS was part of the process. Had to submit an answer as to what she was holding in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world