Yea maybe they could have the climate summit in their fucking outdoor air conditioning soccer field…. There should be plenty of room there, in the whole fucking outdoor air conditioned stadium.

One thing I can say I’m half certain I read that Biden wasn’t going.

He may have had early intel about the summit pres being involved in the drama,

I burn on Biden a lot.

But I’m glad he didn’t go to this one.

You mean the climate summit….. in fucking Dubai? Lol

Oh great! Now I have to create a new alt Facebook and gmail account every 18 years? How many more Alt lives do I have to keep creating. This is getting ridiculous!

It’s boobs all the way down.

Learning how to say no. Having personal boundaries.

Is this what people mean when they say they are “big boned”

No. It’s not normal at all. But you do you. No one is normal.

But I would be more worried about having OCD if you are worried that (not) using separate towels for your hands and face makes you less clean.

There are four elephants one is just standing in front of the other

This doesn’t seem like a good solution to me. Like, even just superglueing the switch on and then covering it with duct tape would seem safer to me.

This vehicle is slightly more than lightly fucked.

Probably not the most disturbing thing but still kind of funny.

When the internet first came out we were in middle school or high school and my friends dad had great internet connection because he worked for the Navy. Anyways we were amazed that you could find anything about anything just by typing it into the web crawler (I think that’s what the search engine was called back then.

One night we were just chilling and looking up random stuff and we were like damn, you can literally find anything.

“I bet they even have horses fucking chickens!”

And well. Yes. Yes they do.