YEAH I KNOW HIM. HE PLAYS FOR THE LAKERS RIGHT

1. I don't distrohop. Instead I just use what works for me and what I find comfortable.

2. You will eventually need to use the terminal. And it will be overwhelming at first. But eventually the learning curve flattens a little when you get more comfortable not breaking your system ;þ

3. Can't comment

4. File extensions are, in essence, nothing but a convention. You don't even need them in Windows, really (You can open a file with any program, for example, you will just not get anything useful from it). So it's far from a big deal.

Pretty sure I just had a stroke

"One can’t pwn forever" are words I will write on my tombstone

Joke's on you I send them 52 at once so that I get a year ahead

Probably spelled "faks" in their mind

Bragging rights.

And now they'll have to fix their board, for it is wrong. h3 is a white square.

AND he's a flat-earther. Why am I not surprised.

"Home style goodness"

I bet

Someone will buy this thing.
Someone will hack this thing.
And this someone will make it open

It's a subscription service for an airbag vest. They'd rather have you die than not pay for a product you already purchased. I'd say that whether or not there's a mechanical failure, the billing department does want to kill poor people.