Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
Fuckin' oversensitive dipshits. All of them. They can feel free to paddle their douche canoes as far away from me as possible.
Do we have clearance, Clarence?
I know. Different movie but I couldn't resist.
Making new frens every day
The Bert's Gambit
Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.
This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.
And now I'll think about it for years.
This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.
Hashtag producestrong
Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don't talk about Raccoon Club.
That brake check maneuver is going to haunt her for decades.
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bmsok
joined 1 year ago
There's a real time and place for every human being to eat the sloppiest sandwich ever made. And it's fucking delicious. Every time.