Stick your hand in your pocket and send them some money then.

If he never fired a shot it isn't really an assassination attempt is it? Intended quite possibly, but not an actual attempt.

Others are asking how a person with a firearm came within 500m of the former president. Every time he goes out there are people with firearms closer than 500m, and I don't mean Secret Service or Police.

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Let them loose!

Wait until she's old enough to decide for herself. I would be really jacked off to find my parents had put my life online from the minute I was born.

And Google of all the ones she could have chosen? Your wife needs to have a good talk with herself.

180 grand for the printer? Holy cack that's peanuts. Just think what we could do if we spent the money on this sort of thing instead of giving it to politicians.

All the better for China then - they don't give a flying friar about anyone else.

What's the odds he looks at gay porn and visits The Blue Oyster Club?

China doesn't give a flying friar about anyone else. The fact that this could make launches difficult for them is neither here nor there.

They really don't care.

I for one, welcome our new funghi overlords.

Can't come soon enough.

Some of them must have been fairly long lived - they couldn't have grown that large in just a few years. Several species of whale live over a 100 years. And then we have the Greenland shark living possibly up to 500 years and although not massive, their ancestors must have done something right as their descendants are still here over 400 million years later. Or perhaps they were just very good at hiding.