apprehentice

You could also have it type out, "$USER is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported."

Minimize all windows and open a spreadsheet

You fool! Now that I have your auth code, I'm gonna steal all of your internets!

What the actual fuck

Functionally useless. With the web standardized, we shouldn't need user agents anyway. It would be more beneficial to ask "do you support X, Y, and Z?"

I only know how to type my passwords at normal speed correctly. Like, I have to walk through the muscle memory step by step to get a text version of the password and even that's iffy.

alexa order corn no don't do that cancel oh for crying out loud it's typing everything I say give it here no stop how do I turn it off Aspargus

figma balls

Women are you and I

I plan to be early to the point where I get uncomfortably anxious if I leave on time. I set alarms and reminders to remind me that I need to start thinking about getting ready. I try to be ready way ahead of time. I am experiencing this right now.

Install power mode and you won't be able to stop just idly pressing keys. Eventually, some of those key presses will be useful!

My pandoc scripts are fairly easy to use, I think...