[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 12 points 7 months ago

Can't even sign into AT&T to view/report the outage. You can (conveniently enough) sign in to pay your bill if you want. AFAIK, the 70k number is the number of reports at Downdetector. It's probably 100s of thousands affected, if not millions.

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 7 points 7 months ago

Chewie's head on a robot spider-body would be bitchin', but didn't they already do that with Darth Maul in Clone Wars? or did I dream that up?

Now, Chewie's head floating in an armored bacta tank on top of a massive Gort-like body would be pretty cool.

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 13 points 7 months ago

"That darned lawbreaker figured out all the right words to say, and in the correct order too! My hands are tied!" -some hapless clerk.

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 28 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Microsoft IN SHAMBLES after being SLAMMED by Internet Article.

  • thumbnail of the MS logo with a red curvy arrow pointing to it and a stock photo of a kid crying
[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 11 points 8 months ago

I wouldn't buy another piece of Motorola/Lenovo garbage for any amount of money.

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 16 points 8 months ago

"Exactly how big of a bunker do I need to ride it out?"

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 170 points 8 months ago

It's a Rotating Detonation Rocket Engine"

What makes the RDRE so revolutionary is that it makes use of a sustained detonation circling around a ring-shaped channel, fed by a mix of fuel and oxygen which is ignited by each passing explosion.
Crucially, the RDRE uses less propellant fuel than conventional rocket engines, and is simpler in terms of its machinery and mechanisms. That means going into space becomes cheaper, and traveling further distances becomes possible.

Saved you a click.

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 3 points 8 months ago

Fringe ended weird though. I chalk it up to JJ Abrams getting bored (yet again) with his wildly successful project and letting it sputter to an end instead of letting it go out with a bang.

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago

I've seen these trucks with "not for hire" signs on them. If you have to add signage to your personal vehicle because it has been mistaken for a tow rig or commercial hauler, you might want to rethink your choices.

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 62 points 9 months ago

The cat, cleaning itself a little later: Hmmm, my butthole tastes especially good today

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 32 points 9 months ago

You forgot the person the protagonist is currently involved with who is a puppy-kicking narcissist. Source: my wife loves these movies too.

[-] anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social 36 points 10 months ago

I hope it enjoys its existential despair.

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