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My brother found gluten free chocolate milk being sold in a big bottle, so we laughed real hard and bought two. He got more than halfway through before lookin at it and saying out loud, as we were heading to the camp site, "oh wait, I'm lactose intolerant" his girlfriend wasn't pleased, but I didn't have to share a tent with him so I was fine, an I got the rest!

It's impossible that they could hurt me in c/aww@lemmy.world

[–] Zenjal@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I meeeean, lookin at this then the top of my bald ol head and not taking into account any other very valid arguments, I can see why people would choose bear over man in woods.

wait for it in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[–] Zenjal@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Geeze, unbelievable. Like, I get the joke, but who did you spell it wrong 5 times?

There must be some other word for a tiny human, but I can't place it... in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

[–] Zenjal@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Are you kidding? Of course it's obviously giants, such a kidder

What did you get told as a child that you realised was a lie as you got older? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] Zenjal@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Me parent convinced a few of friends that the ice cream truck only played music when it was OUT of ice cream

Sovcit is mad he was called a sovcit by the judge. in c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

[–] Zenjal@lemmy.world 40 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I swear, I've read a few of these and they sound like they're playing some kinda fantasy tabletop game that's stupid thick with weird rules and builds, and their staring at all of us like "obviously you can mix a hexblade with an abrant mind for optimal spells and subtle spells, and the DM is pissed I got silvery barbs, but I showed him how it's an official spell so they should let me use it, but if i get aspect of the moon I don't have to sleep so I can short rest to replace my spells lots for free and then I can convert...."