If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I'd be a little worried about it's origins.

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

The golden snitch.

Now consider wild fires during that period.

Don't forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

Not aliens, bourbon barrels. Bourbon barrels outnumber people in this part of the world.

Nobody in the history of humanity has been asked how pedantic they are.

"Finally!" - Pete, the incredibly hung horse fucker.

Taking a break after fucking Goofy.

Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren't him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.