“Please wait for a human agent to speak with you”

Hold music plays

“You are number 2 in the queue”

Hold music continues playing

“To report an active crime call the police”

……

The irony is unreal

To be honest I just want the thing to be shown because.

1. The Switch has been out for ages with out a successor

2. The rumours are annoying

3. I just kinda want a new handheld that has newer specs.

You've ruined my day, I was having a great time before you put that thought back into my head, all those times I’ve gave way and didn’t get a thank you in return. Smh

See you all in therapy

Wait you guys pay?

It most likely is a real effect as using bionic reading can make it a lot easier to read things, at first it takes some getting used to but sometimes people prefer it straight away after trying it once.

It is actually called bionic reading (or font) it’s designed to make you read better and quicker, by guiding the eyes on to the next word.

More information on bionic reading

That’s enough internet for today

Yeah I suppose there is a line between ignoring the mistake and having to tell the waiter what the issue is, I mean especially with meat.