SpicyLizards

The dead marshes...

Almost, but also completely believable

It would be, if they didn't target the emulators and only targeted the roms/game data.

I hope this one also has Sam Neill!

Maybe the 'what the customer wants' route would have been more successful?

Go back to jail. No pass go

Can't release a sequel or single player update in a decade - can impose cheat engines. Something about a surprised pikachu when they get flak

Nooooo, the poor 100 users and 2 billion bots!

But I also remember the times when there was no foe Task Manager could not kill.

Slams them with a wad of cash

Terrorist state seeking like minded group, nato need not apply.