Silic0n_Alph4

joined 1 year ago

[Daring Fireball] I Wonder in c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No RAM. Only ROM.

Dark Brandon has 70 days to do the funniest thing imaginable in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Let’s zoom in on that footnote:

a dumb joke about how using a cross instead of an asterisk for a footnote marker makes me think of Neon Genesis Evangelion

Orange president, orange humanity.

NATO or nukes, remember? in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Only Atom ☢️

NATO or nukes, remember? in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Yes but have you considered the threat that the Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of North Monaco poses to the true western ally of South Monaco? The South Monacese will be eating baguettes and worshipping Comrade Monsieur Macron if we don’t arm them with nukes NOW.

NATO or nukes, remember? in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

No nations, no problems 😎☢️🔥

The MacBook Air gets a surprise upgrade to 16GB of RAM in c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you don’t know how to download more RAM then you need to turn in your Internet license and go outside. Sorry, I don’t make the rules.

M4 Pro Mac Mini Supports Up to Three 6K Displays in c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

So the new Mac Mini can do more than most people need for a cheaper price than most people would expect.

Sounds awesome!

The Sarah Palin Mandela Effect in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

She doesn’t RUN?

No, she DOESN’T run.

(For anyone not getting this one, the whole thing is full of Bioshock Infinite references. Not the cats page. The one by “Dr” Booker DeWitt.)

Polish Air defence in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds about right. (please forgive the link to the other place)

British non-credible weapons of WW2 [explanation below] in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

Very non-credible interpretation of “clockwise”, I note 😉

3000 Anointments of the Atomic Faithful in c/noncredibledefense@sh.itjust.works

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Are they planning on nuking Jesus or something?

Jesus: I have returned! Russia: Fuck off! ☢️ We don’t want any!

Walmart Is Selling a $17,000 House That Looks Like an iPhone in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

We worked so hard to build a little house together 🎶