ShrimpsIsBugs

What? I'm really not into us politics and also it's pretty clear that the two party system is shit, but I never got the feeling that the two parties are similar in any way?

Offenders aren't victims of changed rules.

I'd say they are, if the rules are shit. In this case though the rules are fine imo.

I think I can see their point. As they said, fragile isn't meant as a slur here. If after the tenth time it happens, this kind of thing breaks you, then you're fragile because the nine times before that made you fragile. Which obviously isn't your fault but the fault of the people who were assholes to you.

Well, the thing is that they are right, and that's what hurts.

How tf is a comment like this one which is basically on some ISIS-like kill everyone level beeing upvoted?

Wait, I thought the decentralized version of Twitter was Mastodon

Even in a world where everyone is vegetarian or even vegan (but remember that this wasn't always the case), this is still a somewhat funny joke. I, e. g. don't eat meat, but found it hilarious.

I'm a beautiful woman, most men would say "yes" to me

Maybe start with a bit more modesty idk

I wouldn't even know where to get something like this. I only heard about this pumpkin spice thing on the internet

The good old "we were first, so we're the only ones who belong here", which always brings up the question, how far we want to go back in time to determine who really was first. There is no answer to this question, hence it's the reason for so many conflicts across the globe and through history.

Same with Nemo

You're forgetting all the free advertising when your cars show up in the news all the time /s