ShartyWaffles

joined 1 year ago
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Scanners - 1981 - written and directed by David Cronenberg, starring Stephen Lack, Jennifer O'Neill, Michael Ironside, and Patrick McGoohan. in c/moviesandtv@lemmy.film
You traded the popemobile for this?! in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (5 children)

No, I traded it for a microphone.

Oh no, I slept too long! in c/softwaregore@lemmy.world
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Good thing you didn’t sleep for 29,228 hours. That would be excessive.

What bugs the heck out of you at work but doesn't seem to bother your coworkers? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

People clipping their nails at their desk.

Goddamn onions in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

I think you DID mean to put the damn onions on m’steak!

I just realized how incredible it is that we don't have toes growing out of our ears. in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

The toes are the powerhouse of the foot

What's a Pirate's least favorite letter? in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Aka C&D (it’s trick question)

It even fits in my pant pockets. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Pocket skettis! Sh-sha!

Modern problems require modern solutions in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

At least he’s using protection /s

Christian rule in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My hands are full of penis, and I’m already in heaven.

bongos rule in c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bonbgos*

Digging up my old saved memes in c/memes@lemmy.ml
[–] ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Finally some good fucking memes

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Babe wake up, old meme just dropped (i.imgur.com)
 
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Kratten Rule (sh.itjust.works)
 
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Rule (imgur.com)
 
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Weekend PC Game Deals (www.neowin.net)
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What’s everyone playing this weekend? (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by ShartyWaffles@sh.itjust.works to c/gaming@beehaw.org
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I myself am 100ish hours into AC Odyssey on the Steam Deck, looking forward to getting stabby on some malakas!

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