My worst nightmare. I haven't been to the barbers for just over 12 years now (thanks male pattern baldness), and I'm not sure I trust anyone with my beard except myself. If I mess it up at least I'm only mad at me.
Yours looks alright though tbh, I'd maybe just trim the bottom off that goatee bit but maybe wait till after the ZZ Top convention.
I never touched him
Just think, somebody probably got paid to come up with that name. How do I get that job?
Thanks for the update. Sounds like you're having an "exciting" time. You've done a great job so far and I hope that the additional help you are receiving means that you might be able to take some time off in the near future, for your own sake.
Edit: buy Ernest a coffee for those able to contribute
Did we really expect this to go any other way?
Yep, the big 'uns feel sinful, but if you shout "Turn away, Jesus!" before you eat it, it's ok.
Oh, and Aldi's Meatsters are superior to Pepperami in every way.