SandmanXC

Guys Ubisoft's mom came to school and asked us to stop picking on them.

I didn't send you an email at all. I expect you to read it.

Wait till you hear about the sickos using arabic numbers

There's stardust all over my basement walls 😌

Purchase? I got mine at birth.

My codebase doesn't have features, I've been refactoring hello world for 25 years.

I did this in an interview and I got the job on the spot.

It's Skyrim meets Super Mario Brothers 2!!!

Cause I'm single and trying to pass this math test

Wake me up when I can buy a lightsaber.

It worked, thanks!

Thank you, Anti FOMO Raven!