Sacreblew

joined 1 year ago
[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 83 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please.

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Lots of logging to triangulate when it fails and what variables it has at the time.

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)
[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Severance therapy

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

And insurance goes up now that it would be more expensive to replace.

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

Just get a wing nut socket/driver and treat them like any other nut.

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Make sure to use a fake accent when talking to strangers on the phone

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago

How many sets of mammaries?

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Congratulations, you will now have loofah plants popping up forever

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

That's fair

[–] Sacreblew@lemmy.ca 52 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's when you blame it on the damn electric toothbrush

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