[-] Riakuro@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago

Johnson! Come and look at this video. Is that a giant…

[-] Riakuro@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago

Musk: “We must protect our source code at all costs! You, intern! What’s your name?”

Zuckerberg: “Hugh Man, sir.”

Musk: “Hugh Man! Now that’s a name I can trust! Go on and take this source code to our secure server room.”

Twitter Employee: “Mr. Musk sir, there’s something about that intern…”

Musk: “You’re damn right there is! He’s gunning for your job; and he just might get it.”

Threads launches

Twitter Employee: “sigh…”

[-] Riakuro@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

“What are they doing? Why do they come here?”

“Some kind of instinct. Memory of what they used to do. This was an important place in their lives.”

Riakuro

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