There's nothing wrong with going back to old hand tools that were made when James K. Polk was in the White House. Who needs a DeWalt when you've got a hand drill?

Speak for yourself.

This is why we must protect physical media.

Matt Lucas, I presume?

I don't want a lot for Christmas. I just want this song to die.

Not just terrible, but incredibly hypocritical.

This really reminds me of that book "The Homework Machine"

He gave me the McDonald's Gift Certificates?

Those are some pretty solid options. I like the idea of Ithaca. Cornell is a good school. Plus, it would be weird if Captain Archer had a Rochester accent

Honestly, not bad choices.

I am a Western New Yorker, and I've already thrown a fit.

Absolutely! Tocinderoga has the TOS set replica. I'd love to check it out!