Tetris & Dr. Mario does not save high scores. No battery save, so when you power off the console, high scores are wiped.

But there's a hack you can apply (to the PAL rom) to make it save high scores!

https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/2344/

Nestle: "Write that down, write that down!"

So it only comes with one controller, it isn't actual hardware, it comes with ten games (pretty sure all the Atari Flash back games had more), and I'm pretty sure even people nostalgic for Atari games will admit they're too basic and archaic to bother with these days.

Eh.

I think you mean Danny DeVito.

"Excuse me, it's 'list of color'."

[tosses aside bottle of olive oil]

Castlevania: Circle of the Front Burner

Castlevania: Simon's Lunch

Castlevania: Dawn of Supper

"Or die at home from a curable illness."

I'd love to be able to play Kingdom Hearts II, Super Mario Sunshine, Super Mario Galaxy...Maybe in the near future. We're already seeing a big bump in console power right now.

not in a racist way, I swear, more of a "race realism" sort of way

Translated: "I am telling myself black people are actually like this so I don't have to feel bad."

What a dickwad.

Real hardware, not emumation.