For some reason the first time I read it, I thought it was an "L" so now I always call them "Apple mages"

Unbelievably AWESOME

Wait, did people like Longlegs? I didn't think "satanic panic" was a very convincing horror element in this day and age

Honestly, same. I want to play it so bad, but never liked turn based stuff

Always wanted to learn, and I have a deck!

I learned recently that there's a word for this, which is "thought-terminating cliche"

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought-terminating_clich%C3%A9

Thank you! I was always morally opposed to ads. Glad to have another great reason to shun them

Exactly. I hate when things say FREE!* (*With Ads), because you ARE paying for it. With your PRECIOUS TIME

I feel like the old guys in my area just talk about their health problems 😂

Something to look forward to, I suppose

So true

Love that this suggests that for vampires, it's all in their head

Can we call such police "Starmtroopers"?