Nah, they love socialism for them. If they need government assistance it's ok because they're just temporarily disadvantaged millionaires, whereas all of the poor and non-white people are just lazy and want things handed to them like a bunch of commies!

Back in my day, we had to paint our faces and wear floppy shoes to get our clown noses! Now Fox News is giving them out for free. Goddamn lazy boomers just want their clown noses handed to them!

Fuck ya!

That's some RRR shit right there!

I'm a teacher, and I push for kids to consider the trades on a nearly daily basis. Find a job that other people can't, or don't want to do, and you can get paid!

Although I've been appreciating "Animals" more and more lately, I think "Wish You Were Here" is still my favorite Floyd album!

I'm 100% certain that if I tried to give my cat a bath, I would get a face full of claw!

Chili Mac is definitely a delicious thing. Why not Chili Spaghetti?!