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So I cant poop off the bridge and have it land on their boat?

>I just discovered your username is also an emoji

>me arguing with the self checkout override Lady

: "I just wanna buy these roma tomatoes "

: "Avocados aren't red"

>unmicrowave

I'm laughing more than I should at this

Go ahead, report the mods, they can't unmicrowave this post

>Are they so bought and paid for that their ‘investors’ won’t let them?

Yes

You: [policing emoji use]

Me: noooo I can't use whatever I want!!

Ah yes being chained by vroom vroom for wrongthonk, just like in my spooky sci-fi treat 1979 by George Foreman.

Did the cops at least wear cowboy hats and greet them by saying 'audi pardner?

There's iron particles in your cereal. Shit's been living rent free in my head since I saw a video on it many years ago where some dude extracted filings from corn flakes.

There are tiny people in casette tapes and they get tired if you play them for too long.

I heard those wine glasses go clink

>edit like idk hours later

FUckK I heard them clink again!

ya know what, im actually okay with this little gag in my head