[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Oh shit. Didn’t think of that angle. But it’s okay, they’ll never recognize me because I’ll wear glasses while not using my power and take them off when I go all super and shit. That’ll work!

[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I’m definitely thinking historic lost treasure hunter would be an amazing career!

[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 88 points 1 year ago

The ability to know exactly where anything I think of is located.

[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

What happened to that grape? It’s like they did some kind of medical procedure. Colonoscopy?

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[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

I knew something was off. You’re a real one friend!

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[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

It’s crazy that they got these images from my lunch today.

[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Maybe he doesn’t have real ears and has to use prosthetic ears that make all music sound like brown noise and is too embarrassed to tell you about it.

The only thing that makes sense really.

[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

There goes my night! This is awesome!

[-] Noetic97@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

I think you meant prednisone

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