Mwallerby

Henderson's Relish - it's similar to Worcestershire but hyper local to Sheffield (and it's vegan cos no anchovies) and we're all weirdly proud of it

And my axe

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That's the boi

I agree that porridge is a soup, since it's cooked all together. A bowl of cereal's constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.

This does not spark joy

I thought it was style, control, damage and aggression

Speaking as a Brit - the country is fine, it's the British who are awful

Boop

Had a little breakdown, quit a job I hated, started a business, got married. It's been a wild ride