Murais

joined 1 year ago
[–] Murais@lemmy.one 23 points 1 year ago

Hey now! That's not fair!

You're forgetting that he was also photographed next to Ghislaine Maxwell.

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 164 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Oh hey, look.

The former CEO of EA made a greedy, short-sighted decision to fuck over his entire customer base.

I am shocked, friends.

SHOCKED.

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Blocking an instance.

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] Murais@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love everything else about island life.

Except the fucking roaches.

I'm getting some cats this weekend and I hope they "help" my problem.

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I now live in a climate with HUGE roaches.

I grew up in a climate where they were rare. I never saw a roach in-person until I was in my 20s.

For the first year in my current apartment, it was rare for me to see a roach. Maybe an odd one every once in a while.

Now, I get multiple every time it rains. Which sucks on its own. But, they've all taken to the same habit of crawling up the back of my couch and staring at me 3 inches away from my face to say hello.

When this happens, I transcend beyond fear and anger and enter a blackout rampage mode. Move all my furniture. Couch cushions. Hunting until I'm absolutely certain that every single one of them is dead.

I've bought drain covers. I've bought roach traps. I've cleaned my house top-to-bottom. I've checked the seals on my door and windows. They're nowhere in sight on a dry day, but every time it rains, they're fucking back.

It's genuinely starting to fuck with my head, because whenever I see peripheral movement out of the corner of my eye in my apartment, I think it's a roach. Sometimes it is, sometimes it isn't. Are those a pair of little antennae poking out from behind my couch, or am I imagining it? I don't know until I've done yet another sweep.

It's harder to fall asleep. I keep having brief bouts of imagination wbere bugs are crawling and swarming all over me. I constantly do visual sweeps of my apartment. I can feel my stress level rising on rainy days. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

I fucking hate roaches.

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 68 points 1 year ago (9 children)

Ah.

So white ladies are going to start fleeing across the border to get abortions that they can't get in the States.

Conservatives really ARE trying to bring us back to the 1950s, aren't they?

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 2 points 1 year ago

I'm your huckleberry.

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Bethesda, FFS can you finish a functional, polished game for once? Bugs and performance issues are not cute anymore!"

Bethesda: "No Uwu"

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 30 points 1 year ago

He's cooling lava with an iron bucket of water.

Minecraft confirmed real.

[–] Murais@lemmy.one 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Taiwan has legalized gay marriage and VERY open LGBTQ+ neighborhoods in its cities.

The cancelation makes no fucking sense.

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